10 Signs You’re Addicted to Sims 3

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Usually, if you’re reading a post like this – especially if you searched “addicted to Sims” – you already know the answer. You are completely and hopelessly addicted to Sims 3. It’s alright. We’re here to help.

Here are ten signs you’re addicted to Sims 3, in no particular order.

  1. You wonder what’s in Stu Surprise and consider making it in real life.
  2. You feel confused when you can’t speed past boring activities like showering, eating and childbirth. Where’s the 3 button?!
  3. You create people you have crushes on and then create a Sim version of you and then play out your sick sick fantasies.
  4. Motherlode – if you don’t know what I’m talking about then you’re safe.
  5. Whenever you hear or read “WooHoo”, you instantly start thinking about sex. But not human sex…Sims sex.
  6. You contemplate removing the ladder from the pool when you notice someone you don’t like is swimming.
  7. You don’t understand why it takes your real kids longer than thirty minutes to figure out the whole potty training thing.
  8. You start to wonder what random people would look like if you “Simmed” them…and then you do.
  9. You talk to your non-Sims playing friends and family about Sims 3 even though they ignore you. They WILL love Sims 3.
  10. You dream about your Sims.


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  • http://www.sims3gamer.com Jennifer

    HA! I love this post. I want #2 and #4 in real life. Right now.

    • Amy

      Woot! Your avatar showed up!

      I’m way too excited by that, aren’t I?

      #2, #4 and #7 for me. 😀

      • Jennifer

        Um, yeah. #7 would rock too.

        • Amy

          Hi. My name is Amy and I’m addicted to Sims 3. 😀

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  • Animals

    This is actually hilarious haha. I fit the criteria of being addicted to sims 3

    • Amy

      Glad you liked it. And don’t feel so bad about your addiction; it’s pretty common around here.

    • http://Sims3Gamer.com Amy @ Sims 3 Gamer

      Glad you’re an addict. 😉

  • SimsLover

    Lol I don’t really make my crush i make my last name the same as theirs XD

    • http://TasteLikeCrazy.com/ TheAmyTucker

       @SimsLover I *might* do that too. 😉

  • Alice

    yuuuuup. Im an addict. MUST GO TO REHAB BUT CANT PULL AWAY FROM SIMS 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • http://Sims3Gamer.com/ Amy @ Sims 3 Gamer

      Sims is an evil, evil game.

  • Julie

    LOL!!!  So funny!!  I’m not a bad addict I guess, but pretty close 🙂

    • http://Sims3Gamer.com/ Amy @ Sims 3 Gamer

      These are just a few symptoms. Just because you don’t have ALL of these that doesn’t mean you don’t have a problem. 😉

  • Himmel

    Yeah, what on earth is Stu Surprise?!!

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